nom nom nomz

ah... shoes... nom nom nom... chomp.

so many growing all over this place.

The Tripod Song

KHBB shall make his second contribution to this shoe sanctuary with the following song:

(To the tune of "The Duck Song": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q)

KHBB* went to Sim Lim Square,
And he said to a man running a store:
"Hey, (pom pom pom) got any Libecs?"
The man said, "no, we just sell cameras,
But we've got some Velbrons and they do work great.
Can I get you one?"
I said, "don't want".
Then I waddled away, waddle waddle,
Till the very next night.

(Pom pom pom pom pom pom pom)

Shoe eater* mailed the nice retailer,
And he said to the man running that gang,
"Hey, (pom pom pom) got any Libecs?"
The man said, "sure! That'll be one eighty five,
And we ship but the cost will be [pause] thirty five.
Should I ship it then?"
He said, "no thanks".
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Till the very next week.

(Pom pom pom pom pom pom pom)

Kana went to collect the tripod,
And he said to the man selling the wares,
"Hey, (pom pom pom) where's my Libec?"
The man said "Sure, give me one eighty five,
And you'll be yet another happy customer.
Could I see the cash?"
Kana said, "ah well".
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle,
Till the very next day...

(Pom pom pom pom pom pom pom... pom.)

* Referring to the compulsive shoe eater Yong Xin, of course.

Autism: Little ah Joshy

ah Joshy was finally diagnosed 'formally' as having a mild case of autism. The event which led to this formal acknowledgement was of a certain outburst during in which he kept hitting his pouch repeatedly. That got KHBB worried and immediately dictate a long series of intangible command to Gabriel which called up an ambulance while ew doom worked to restrain him.

It was common knowledge that symptoms of mild autism were apparent and present in all the years of his life in EH. All along his friends presumed it was just his eccentricity. He prides himself of his indulgence in a futile activity which he christianed 'mental acrobatica' with just about anyone that he can get hold of. His inability to emphatise with the predicaments of the commoners had caused him much friendship with the folks from Tanjung Rambutan in which he was exiled from.

A certain therapist, Dr. eh Chan remarked impressive improvements in his condition since his arrival on the island. (Dr. eh Chan is now handling the case.)

"He is now able to conceal disagreements and act nonchalantly to a certain matter. Of course, in matters that he feels strongly, we have seen violent objections and possible fatal assaults have we not prepared EOS50Ds and the likes of it. He seems to respond favorably to all these equipments" quipped Dr eh Chan.

A recent victim who has only agreed to disclose her name as Viola Wong was assaulted numerous times. It was conjectured that Miss Viola's lack of self defense and awareness inherited from her predecessor (hint hint) made her an easy target for the bully. He reasoned it was education. Miss Viola has since reported to the higher authorities for protection. As higher authorities always are, no action was taken. Our reliable sources reported that he-who-must-be-ternamed holds the command key to the higher authority's mean Legolitic Robot MONTE and rendered the ironically higher authority powerless.

He was infamous for getting involved in brain brawls that left most speechless.
Not due to stupidity but inability to continue. His long time silence has caused much griefs but things are looking rosy on the horizon post-personal acknowledgement of his predicament. Researchers from all around the world have expressed genuine interest into studying the specimen for the greater good.

Many have applauded his becoming as Sheldon the second, only less annoying.

EusoffWorks adopts pro-environmental approach

In conjunction with Post-CNY spirit and deep realization of the waste EusoffWorks have brought to the environment, the EusoffWorkers Union have decided to install movement activated lights and Air-conditioning in support of the recently-revived Eusoff Green Com.

With the new system in place, EW data centre has recorded up to 32% of savings of electricity. However, the new system is not without its grouses. Due to the strategic placing of the movement sensor, the lights are bound to be shut off when any of the EusoffWorkers fell asleep while others are working.

Head KHBB has resorted to install automated warning ("shaddap and do your work!") from Gabriel whenever the words "f***, tiao, damn, wat the * etc) was heard reverberating across the cell.

Head KHBB also has to amend some ground rules so that they could watch Heroes/Stargate in peace. Among the ground rules amended; no one is permitted to move during the screening.

forgotten

the admin forgot the password...

must be those shoes

Overgrown with shoes

You may note with dismay that since our last report on the KBB leaving the tiny island, there hasn't been any other reports, not even of the return of our resident reserved and bashful pig, the KBB, the compulsive shoe eater, rapunzel, or even our lens (manufactured by Wel Pte. Ltd, no less).

Even the heart stopping action video of the kan cheong encounter with the taxi has yet to show its head.

Due to this regrettable disuse of this online space, much shoes has now overgrown this entire place, quite a bit like weeds. It was quite difficult to even wade through to get to the admin page. (Fortunately I always carry a machete with me. Many shoes lost their shoelaces today.) However, since I'm here I might as well mention one or two other happenings since our last report.

About a week ago, some kinky (this is the "in" word now) fellow left what could be described as a storage balloon in our regular meeting place. The rine cat, on seeing the said item, launched into an energetic inquisition on the inner (and outer) workings of the human assembly apparatus. In particular, she was fairly interested in the fluid injection mechanisms, including standby passive fluid injection, or rather, ejection.

In other news, our lens (manufactured by Wel Pte. Ltd) had a particularly long day today, culminating in a reenaction of the Runaway Bride as the spoof, titled "The Runaway Pageants". Having received a rain check for the umteenth time, the KBB decided enough is enough, and upon meeting an apologetic person, decreed that our job, as far as this endeavor is concerned, has reached fruition.

KBB Boss left tiny island to resolve issues.

Yesterday was a sad day when KBB Boss finally left the angry island. There's just too much eatshoes. He cannot take it.

The angel in the room was darn annoying. The short hair senior advisor was giving too much (note the uncountable adjective) shoes to eat. And the long hair senior advisor stops going to gym because the race was over.

Now you don't just stop going to the gym because the race was over. You have gotta cheat yourself better than that. You need to come up with more concrete excuses like; the distance from the gym and my second room is just too far. Now that's a valid reason.

So KBB Boss called the cab and was put on hold due to discrimination. He got short hair.

Enclosed here is a video of the kan-cheong encounter with the taxi company. (Long hair fast edit it leh)