EusoffWorks adopts pro-environmental approach

In conjunction with Post-CNY spirit and deep realization of the waste EusoffWorks have brought to the environment, the EusoffWorkers Union have decided to install movement activated lights and Air-conditioning in support of the recently-revived Eusoff Green Com.

With the new system in place, EW data centre has recorded up to 32% of savings of electricity. However, the new system is not without its grouses. Due to the strategic placing of the movement sensor, the lights are bound to be shut off when any of the EusoffWorkers fell asleep while others are working.

Head KHBB has resorted to install automated warning ("shaddap and do your work!") from Gabriel whenever the words "f***, tiao, damn, wat the * etc) was heard reverberating across the cell.

Head KHBB also has to amend some ground rules so that they could watch Heroes/Stargate in peace. Among the ground rules amended; no one is permitted to move during the screening.

forgotten

the admin forgot the password...

must be those shoes

Overgrown with shoes

You may note with dismay that since our last report on the KBB leaving the tiny island, there hasn't been any other reports, not even of the return of our resident reserved and bashful pig, the KBB, the compulsive shoe eater, rapunzel, or even our lens (manufactured by Wel Pte. Ltd, no less).

Even the heart stopping action video of the kan cheong encounter with the taxi has yet to show its head.

Due to this regrettable disuse of this online space, much shoes has now overgrown this entire place, quite a bit like weeds. It was quite difficult to even wade through to get to the admin page. (Fortunately I always carry a machete with me. Many shoes lost their shoelaces today.) However, since I'm here I might as well mention one or two other happenings since our last report.

About a week ago, some kinky (this is the "in" word now) fellow left what could be described as a storage balloon in our regular meeting place. The rine cat, on seeing the said item, launched into an energetic inquisition on the inner (and outer) workings of the human assembly apparatus. In particular, she was fairly interested in the fluid injection mechanisms, including standby passive fluid injection, or rather, ejection.

In other news, our lens (manufactured by Wel Pte. Ltd) had a particularly long day today, culminating in a reenaction of the Runaway Bride as the spoof, titled "The Runaway Pageants". Having received a rain check for the umteenth time, the KBB decided enough is enough, and upon meeting an apologetic person, decreed that our job, as far as this endeavor is concerned, has reached fruition.

KBB Boss left tiny island to resolve issues.

Yesterday was a sad day when KBB Boss finally left the angry island. There's just too much eatshoes. He cannot take it.

The angel in the room was darn annoying. The short hair senior advisor was giving too much (note the uncountable adjective) shoes to eat. And the long hair senior advisor stops going to gym because the race was over.

Now you don't just stop going to the gym because the race was over. You have gotta cheat yourself better than that. You need to come up with more concrete excuses like; the distance from the gym and my second room is just too far. Now that's a valid reason.

So KBB Boss called the cab and was put on hold due to discrimination. He got short hair.

Enclosed here is a video of the kan-cheong encounter with the taxi company. (Long hair fast edit it leh)

Sheila Koh = Pig

Exams come and go. Sheila is back in Indon now to become a pig again! or so she claims. We hope for her speedy recovery back into scary Admin Mummy when the next sem commence. Need to kill some mokster and fry some fish.

*We did receive intel that she has been training her skills feverish on a simulation program run on an 8 core simulator. (for dumb blondes: read - PS3 and dynasty warrior)

We include a picture of her when she was still demure.