The Tripod Song

KHBB shall make his second contribution to this shoe sanctuary with the following song:

(To the tune of "The Duck Song": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q)

KHBB* went to Sim Lim Square,
And he said to a man running a store:
"Hey, (pom pom pom) got any Libecs?"
The man said, "no, we just sell cameras,
But we've got some Velbrons and they do work great.
Can I get you one?"
I said, "don't want".
Then I waddled away, waddle waddle,
Till the very next night.

(Pom pom pom pom pom pom pom)

Shoe eater* mailed the nice retailer,
And he said to the man running that gang,
"Hey, (pom pom pom) got any Libecs?"
The man said, "sure! That'll be one eighty five,
And we ship but the cost will be [pause] thirty five.
Should I ship it then?"
He said, "no thanks".
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Till the very next week.

(Pom pom pom pom pom pom pom)

Kana went to collect the tripod,
And he said to the man selling the wares,
"Hey, (pom pom pom) where's my Libec?"
The man said "Sure, give me one eighty five,
And you'll be yet another happy customer.
Could I see the cash?"
Kana said, "ah well".
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle,
Till the very next day...

(Pom pom pom pom pom pom pom... pom.)

* Referring to the compulsive shoe eater Yong Xin, of course.