Thursday, March 11, 2010

Autism: Little ah Joshy

ah Joshy was finally diagnosed 'formally' as having a mild case of autism. The event which led to this formal acknowledgement was of a certain outburst during in which he kept hitting his pouch repeatedly. That got KHBB worried and immediately dictate a long series of intangible command to Gabriel which called up an ambulance while ew doom worked to restrain him.

It was common knowledge that symptoms of mild autism were apparent and present in all the years of his life in EH. All along his friends presumed it was just his eccentricity. He prides himself of his indulgence in a futile activity which he christianed 'mental acrobatica' with just about anyone that he can get hold of. His inability to emphatise with the predicaments of the commoners had caused him much friendship with the folks from Tanjung Rambutan in which he was exiled from.

A certain therapist, Dr. eh Chan remarked impressive improvements in his condition since his arrival on the island. (Dr. eh Chan is now handling the case.)

"He is now able to conceal disagreements and act nonchalantly to a certain matter. Of course, in matters that he feels strongly, we have seen violent objections and possible fatal assaults have we not prepared EOS50Ds and the likes of it. He seems to respond favorably to all these equipments" quipped Dr eh Chan.

A recent victim who has only agreed to disclose her name as Viola Wong was assaulted numerous times. It was conjectured that Miss Viola's lack of self defense and awareness inherited from her predecessor (hint hint) made her an easy target for the bully. He reasoned it was education. Miss Viola has since reported to the higher authorities for protection. As higher authorities always are, no action was taken. Our reliable sources reported that he-who-must-be-ternamed holds the command key to the higher authority's mean Legolitic Robot MONTE and rendered the ironically higher authority powerless.

He was infamous for getting involved in brain brawls that left most speechless.
Not due to stupidity but inability to continue. His long time silence has caused much griefs but things are looking rosy on the horizon post-personal acknowledgement of his predicament. Researchers from all around the world have expressed genuine interest into studying the specimen for the greater good.

Many have applauded his becoming as Sheldon the second, only less annoying.

1 comment:

  1. "kept hitting his pouch repeatedly"? LOL, when did this happen?
    "futile activity"? Thanks, you've just killed Plato, Socrates and Sopphia's brother, all of which spend their whole life in "futile activity"

    I have strong evidence that ah Joshy is more fond of the 15TB HDD or HVR than 50D. ^^

    I think Viola's predecessor is not aware of this blog lar... Wanna link this up with Facebook auto streams.publish? I can do it ^^.

    I thought the robot's name is TITT?

    I think ah Joshy wouldn't mind to have researchers all around the world studying him. I think he'll think it's cool.

    I think I've tried having a nice brain brawl with ah Joshy, not too bad you know. You just need to be perfectly logical and invoke the ancient art of deconstruction (as demonstrated all the time by he-who-must-be-ternamed).

    On Viola Wong's case. Let me check with ah Joshy, after all, we can't possibly listen to just one side of the story. Hold on for updates after I interview ah Joshy.

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