Sunday, February 21, 2010

EusoffWorks adopts pro-environmental approach

In conjunction with Post-CNY spirit and deep realization of the waste EusoffWorks have brought to the environment, the EusoffWorkers Union have decided to install movement activated lights and Air-conditioning in support of the recently-revived Eusoff Green Com.

With the new system in place, EW data centre has recorded up to 32% of savings of electricity. However, the new system is not without its grouses. Due to the strategic placing of the movement sensor, the lights are bound to be shut off when any of the EusoffWorkers fell asleep while others are working.

Head KHBB has resorted to install automated warning ("shaddap and do your work!") from Gabriel whenever the words "f***, tiao, damn, wat the * etc) was heard reverberating across the cell.

Head KHBB also has to amend some ground rules so that they could watch Heroes/Stargate in peace. Among the ground rules amended; no one is permitted to move during the screening.

2 comments:

  1. You know... Gabriel has always been mute and currently has total memory loss...

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