Overgrown with shoes

You may note with dismay that since our last report on the KBB leaving the tiny island, there hasn't been any other reports, not even of the return of our resident reserved and bashful pig, the KBB, the compulsive shoe eater, rapunzel, or even our lens (manufactured by Wel Pte. Ltd, no less).

Even the heart stopping action video of the kan cheong encounter with the taxi has yet to show its head.

Due to this regrettable disuse of this online space, much shoes has now overgrown this entire place, quite a bit like weeds. It was quite difficult to even wade through to get to the admin page. (Fortunately I always carry a machete with me. Many shoes lost their shoelaces today.) However, since I'm here I might as well mention one or two other happenings since our last report.

About a week ago, some kinky (this is the "in" word now) fellow left what could be described as a storage balloon in our regular meeting place. The rine cat, on seeing the said item, launched into an energetic inquisition on the inner (and outer) workings of the human assembly apparatus. In particular, she was fairly interested in the fluid injection mechanisms, including standby passive fluid injection, or rather, ejection.

In other news, our lens (manufactured by Wel Pte. Ltd) had a particularly long day today, culminating in a reenaction of the Runaway Bride as the spoof, titled "The Runaway Pageants". Having received a rain check for the umteenth time, the KBB decided enough is enough, and upon meeting an apologetic person, decreed that our job, as far as this endeavor is concerned, has reached fruition.